TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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