I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
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We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
why is half of my head shaved?
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