Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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