quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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