I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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