I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I love having hate sex.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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