I'd wear matching sweaters with you
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Randomize
