Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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