shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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