This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Acid is not a monday night drug
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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