you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.