I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.