Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
