Plan B is the new Plan A
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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