Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
honey bunches of taint.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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