So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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