All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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