I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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