is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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