In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
