my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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