it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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