Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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