Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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