I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I have tasted many bathrooms
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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