i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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