I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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I can't turn off my feet"
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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