don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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