I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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