I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
