I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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