I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Randomize
