let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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