You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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