North Korea, Best Korea!
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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