Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize