Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
