Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
And then my night got REAL pukey
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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