my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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