we made out on top of his cat.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
They have beer where we have blood.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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