My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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