i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
