Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm too high and old for this...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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