Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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