you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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