I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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