there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
