it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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