Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize