So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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