this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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