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say what?
wanna hang out?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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