i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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