Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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