Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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