it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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