so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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