I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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