She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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